King of Anything

Keep drinking coffee, stare me down across the table

While I look outside

So many things I'd say if only I were able

But I just keep quiet and count the cars that pass by

You've got opinions, man

We're all entitled to 'em

But I never asked

So let me thank you for your time

And try not to waste any more of mine

Get out of here fast

I hate to break it to you babe

But I'm not drowning

There's no one here to save

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me

Who made you king of anything?

So, you dare tell me who to be

Who died and made you king of anything?

You sound so innocent

All full of good intent

Swear you know best

But you expect me to

Jump up onboard with you

Ride off into your delusional sunset

I'm not the one who's lost

With no direction, oh

But you'll never see

You're so busy making maps

With my name on it in all caps

You've got the talking down

Just not the listening

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me

Who made you king of anything?

So you dare tell me who to be

Who died and made you king of anything?

All my life I've tried

To make everybody happy while I just hurt and hide

Waiting for someone to tell me it's my turn

To decide

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me

Who made you king of anything?

So you dare tell me who to be

Who died and made you king of anything?

Who cares if you disagree? You are not me

Who made you king of anything?

So you dare tell me who to be

Who died and made you king of anything?

Let me hold your crown, babe